"HER"OPAUSE...'cause men don't have it
- sit down, fan on; stand up, fan on; lay down, fan on ... see the pattern?
- my car's air conditioner is set at 68 degrees...yet still I glisten
if there really were as many sheep as I've counted when I can't sleep, there would be no room for people on our planet
- up to 10--number of times I've put my coffee cup in microwave to re-heat it and found it hours later when cooking dinner
- used to keep the catsup in the pantry...so why did I find it in the freezer?!?
- my head has bruises, my shoulders have scratches, my pinky fingers have bumps from banging, and my little piggy toes are lucky they've not be knocked off--all of which continue colliding with the doorframes
- expect "Hey Big Spender" to start playing any moment now..."stripping " has become a daily event
wore my shorts backwards to a friend's house, the market, the gas station and then DH asked if I had run into anyone while running my errands
- exercise has increased--climbing the stairs, again and again--to get "it", never can remember what "it" is
- missed the exit off the highway, again...I do know how to get home, I do know how to get home, I do know how to get home
- picking things up; dropping them; picking things up; dropping them; picking things up, dropping them...another pattern
laughin' so I don't cry...
