UPDATE: Satellite office report

UPDATE:   Response to Southern Board of Domestic Household Affairs, case 0306001--this is sierra kilo52 calling romeo lingo51: 

SierraKilo52 has been off-site 'thrifting' with investigator-in-training charlieVictorKilo18 and hadn't read previous message until now.

Please update the Board's files with the following sierraKilo findings

Said anomaly was not claimed by the unnamed suspect; however, finger prints found at the scene have confirmed the previous suspect.    

NOTE:  Other evidence was compromised; flushing had already occurred 

NOTE: This scene investigator didn't need further proof and was satisfied with just the fingerprint evidence.

Further follow-up investigation at this residence confirmed another conspiracy to almost mimic the tea incident. 

Latest Incident:  Drink slots of the residence refrigerator were found completely empty, even though soft drinks in abundance on the property.  (see following evidence as noted)

Evidence #0314001

Seems there might be another culprit on these premises unable to replace sodas.  Fresh 'empties' were found on the kitchen counter and in the garbage receptacle instead of in the recycle bin. (see following evidence as noted)

Evidence #0314002

We are pending fingerprint analysis and, therefore, have been unable to secure the suspect until such evidence has been confirmed. 

This site recommends holding onto your 'hopes and dreams' in that multiple misdemeanors continue to appear, almost quicker than they can be handled by the local CSI team. 

Will keep communication lines open in case we have MORE threatening emergencies..over. sierra kilo52 out!