"HER"OPAUSE...'cause men don't have it

• sit down, fan on; stand up, fan on; lay down, fan on ... see the pattern?

• my car's air conditioner is set at 68 degrees...yet still I glisten

• if there really were as many sheep as I've counted when I can't sleep, there would be no room for people on our planet







• up to 10--number of times I've put my coffee cup in microwave to re-heat it and found it hours later when cooking dinner
  
  
  
  
• used to keep the catsup in the pantry...so why did I find it in the freezer?!?

• my head has bruises, my shoulders have scratches, my pinky fingers have bumps from banging, and my little piggy toes are lucky they've not be knocked off--all of which continue colliding with the doorframes
  
  
• expect "Hey Big Spender" to start playing any moment now..."stripping " has become a daily event
  
  
  wore my shorts backwards to a friend's house, the market, the gas station and then DH asked if I had run into anyone while running my errands



• exercise has increased--climbing the stairs, again and again--to get "it", never can remember what "it" is
  
  
  
• missed the exit off the highway, again...I do know how to get home, I do know how to get home, I do know how to get home




• picking things up; dropping them; picking things up; dropping them; picking things up, dropping them...another pattern


• laughin' so I don't cry...